From d39591b3c0816ec733cf55e839cafd9ab29a6ada Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Mason Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:36:43 +1200 Subject: [PATCH 1/3] Working proof of concept --- README.md | 5 +- facts.txt | 256 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ main.go | 52 ++++++++++- 3 files changed, 309 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) create mode 100644 facts.txt diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 2941aa3..70ab1fa 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,7 +1,10 @@ # GoCatFacts Beautiful program. HTTP server. You hit? You get fact. Boom. Default port 80. +Quick and dirty proof of concept. ```shell go run main.go -``` \ No newline at end of file +``` + +Initial fact list copied from https://github.com/0x27/catfacts/blob/master/catfacts.txt diff --git a/facts.txt b/facts.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..db653fa --- /dev/null +++ b/facts.txt @@ -0,0 +1,256 @@ +The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death. +95% of all cat owners admit they talk to their cats. +More cats are left-pawed than right-pawed. Out of 100 cats approximately 40 are left-pawed, 20 are right-pawed, and 40 are ambidextrous. +A cat can jump as much as seven times its height. +A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor. +A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human only has 206 bones. +A cat has four rows of whiskers. +A frightened cat can run at speeds of up to 31 mph (50 km/h), slightly faster than a human sprinter. +A cat sees about six times better than a human at night because of the tapetum lucidum, a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light. +A cat's whiskers, called vibrissae, grow on the cat's face and on the back of its forelegs. +Cat whiskers act as feelers or antennae, helping the animal to judge the precise width of any passage. +A cat will almost never meow at another cat. Cats use this sound for humans. +A cat will clean itself with paw and tongue after a dangerous experience or when it has fought with another cat. +A cat will spend nearly 30% of its life grooming itself. +A cat's brain is more similar to a human's brain than that of a dog. +Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees. +Cats can hear sounds as high-pitched as 65 kHz; a human's hearing stops at just 20 kHz. +A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195. +A cat's jaws cannot move sideways. +A cat's normal body temperature is 101.5 degrees F (38.6 C). +A cat's sense of taste is keener than a dog's sense of taste. +A cat's tail held high means happiness. A twitching tail is a warning sign, and a tail tucked in close to the body is a sure sign of insecurity. +A cat's tail plays a vital part in the cat's balance and in the "righting reflex" that allows it to land on its feet after falling from a height. +A cat's tongue is scratchy because it's lined with papillae-tiny elevated backwards hooks that help to hold prey in place. +A female cat can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old. +A male cat can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old. +A group of kittens is called a kindle; a group of adult cats form a clowder. +A large majority of white cats with blue eyes are deaf. White cats with only one blue eye are deaf only in the ear closest to the blue eye. +Adult cats with no health problems are in deep sleep 15 percent of their lives. They are in light sleep 50 percent of the time. +Cats are only awake 6-8 hours a day. +After being handled, cats lick themselves to smooth their fur and get rid of the "human" smell. +Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars). +Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months. +Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion. +Multi-colored male cats are very rare. For every 3,000 tortoiseshell or calico cats born, only one will be male. +Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible. +Cat urine glows under a black light. +Cats are attracted to automobile antifreeze because of its sweet taste. +Cats are sometimes born with extra toes. This is called polydactyl. +The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. +Cats are the only domestic animals that walk directly on their claws, not on their paws. +Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators. +Cats have AB blood groups just like people. +Cats can get bored. They show their boredom by excessive licking, chewing, or biting. +Cats can have freckles. They can appear anywhere on a cat's skin and even in its mouth. +Cats can learn tricks. They just sometimes choose not to. +Cats can see color. Studies have shown that cats can distinguish between red, green, blue, yellow, and gray. +Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees. +Cats have 13 ribs. +Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses it's biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. +Cats have a third eyelid, called a haw, that is rarely visible. If it can be seen, it could be an indication of ill health. +Cats have about 100 different vocalization sounds. In comparison, dogs have about 10. +Cats have better memories than dogs. +Cats have carpal pads on their front paws that help to prevent them from sliding on a slippery surface when jumping. +Cats have true fur, meaning that they have both an undercoat and an outer coat. +Cats lack a true collarbone and can generally squeeze their bodies through any space they can get their heads through. +Cats love to hear the sound of their own name and your voice, so talk to them often. +Cats must have fat in their diet, because they can't produce it on their own. +Cats only need a sixth the amount of light that humans do to see. However, their daytime vision is only fair compared to that of humans. +Cats purr at about 26 cycles per second, the same frequency as an idling diesel engine. +Cats scratch to shed the sheaths of their old claws. +Cat have 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650). +Cats with white fur and skin on their ears are very prone to sunburn. +Cats, not dogs, are the most common pets in America . There are approximately 66 million cats to 58 million dogs. +The average cat consumes about 127,750 calories a year, nearly 28 times its own weight in food and the same amount again in liquids. +Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats. +Ear furnishings are the hairs that grow inside a cat's ears. +Human painkillers such acetaminophen (Tylenol) are toxic to cats. Chocolate is also poisonous to cats. +A female cat may have three to seven kittens every four months. This is why population control using spaying and neutering is so important. +If your cat is in the habit of rolling over and exposing his stomach, you can be sure he feels perfectly safe with you. +In addition to using their noses, cats can smell with the Jacobson's organ which is located in the upper surface of the mouth. +In ancient Egypt, the entire family would shave their eyebrows off as a sign of mourning when the family cat died. +In general, cats live longer than most dogs. An average life span might be 12 to 14 years. Some cats are reaching 20 or more. +In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal. +Stroking a cat can help to relieve stress, and the feel of a purring cat on your lap conveys a strong sense of security and comfort. +Owning a cat can increase your overall health and decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses. +Many cats are unable to properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea. +Almost 10% of a cat's bones are in its tail. +More than 30 percent of American households have a cat as part of the family. +Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years. +Never pick a kitten up by the neck. Only a mother cat may do this safely. +Newborn kittens have closed ear canals that don't begin to open for nine days. +One litter box per cat, plus an extra box, is the best formula for a multi-cat household. +Mother cats teach their kittens to use the litter box. +The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat, which still exists today. +The average canned or dry cat meal is the nutritional equivalent of eating five mice. +The cat family split from the other mammals at least 40 million years ago, making them one of the oldest mammalian families. +The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe. +The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe . +The catgut formerly used as strings in tennis rackets and musical instruments does not come from cats. +The color of the points in Siamese cats is heat related. Cool areas are darker. +Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. +The declawing of a pet cat involves surgery called an onychectomy, which is the equivalent of cutting a human's fingers off at the knuckle. +The different types of tabby patterns that are seen in domestic cats also occur in wild cats. +The giraffe, camel, and cat are the only animals that walk by both their left feet, then both their right feet when walking. +The heaviest cat ever recorded weighed 46 lbs. +The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. +The ancient Egyptians were the first civilisation to realise the cat's potential as a vermin hunter and tamed cats to protect the corn supplies. +Sir Isaac Newton is not only credited with the laws of gravity but is also credited with inventing the cat flap. +Cats can't taste sweets. +Americans spend more annually on cat food than on baby food. +In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America. +In Asia and England, black cats are considered lucky. +When a domestic cat goes after mice, about one pounce in three results in a catch. +Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it is 30% less likely to survive than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. +Most cats have no eyelashes. +The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life. +A form of AIDS exists in cats. +People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. +In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. +In the Middle Ages, during the Festival of Saint John, cats were burned alive in town squares. +Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat. +When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly. +The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat. +Cats purr to communicate. Purring does not always mean happiness. +A cat is pregnant for about 58-65 days. +A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs. +Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. +A kittens eyes are always blue at first. +If a male cat is both orange and black it is most likely sterile. +There are tiny, parasitic worms that can live in a cat's stomach. These worms cause frequent vomiting. +Cats have 30 vertebrae - 5 more than humans have. +A cat's field of vision is about 185 degrees. +A cat has a total of 24 whiskers, 4 rows of whiskers on each side. The upper two rows can move independently of the bottom two rows. +A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7-9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats. +Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute. +Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination. +The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. +Female felines are "superfecund," which means that each of the kittens in her litter can have a different father. +Cat saliva contains a detergent that keeps their fur clean. +Cats eyes don't glow in the dark; they only reflect light. +Cats born without tails genetically have a shorter spine and longer rear legs than other cats. +Cats eat grass to keep their digestive systems clean. The regurgitation brings up hair and other irritants. +Cats are able to hear sounds that move faster than 45,000 hertz. They could hear the sound of a bat. +There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside. +The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh 12-20 pounds, with females weighing 10-15 pounds. +The smallest cat breed is the Singapura. Males weigh about 6 pounds while females weigh about 4 pounds. +Cats don't see "detail" very well. To them, their person may appear hazy when standing in front of them. +Kittens begin dreaming at just over one week old. +If an overweight cat's "sides" stick out further than her whiskers, she will lose her sense of perception and stability. +Every cat's nose pad is unique, and no two nose prints are the same. +About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat. +The catnip plant contains an oil called hepetalactone which does for cats what marijuana does to some people. Catnip is non-addictive. +Not every cat gets "high" from catnip. If the cat doesn't have a specific gene, it won't react (about 20% do not have the gene). +When well treated, a cat can live twenty or more years. +Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year. +Cats can get tapeworms from eating mice. If your cat catches a mouse it is best to take the prize away from it. +If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body. +Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound. +A female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months. +A male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months. +A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain. +The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. +Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build. +A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine. +An estimated 50% of today's cat owners never take their cats to a veterinarian for health care. +Most cats adore sardines. +Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch. +When your cats rubs up against you, she is marking you as "hers" with her scent. +Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites - but human bites are the most dangerous of all. +Don't be alarmed when your cats bring you gifts of birds, mice or other wild critters. This is a gift, and they do it to please you. +A smooth, shiny coat is the sign of a healthy cat. +A healthy kitten has clear, bright eyes and clean ears. +If your cat hides and then runs out and pounces on you, she is acting out her instinctive hunting ritual. +Cats lick people as a sign of affection. +Most lively, active kittens grow up to be friendly, outgoing cats. +A healthy cat's nose is cool. +When a cat swishes its tail back and forth, she's concentrating on somthing; if her tail starts moving faster, she has become annoyed. +Brushing your cat daily will cut down on hairballs. +If you do not respond when your cat talks to you, it will soon lose the urge to communicate with you. +Some cats, males in particular, develop health problems if fed dry food exclusively. +A little vegetable oil daily will help to prevent fur-balls and bring a shine to your cat's coat. +In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better. +25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath. +If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. +"Sociable" cats will follow you from room to room to monitor your activities throughout the day. +The more cats are spoken to, the more they will speak to you. +Most cats prefer their food at room temperature. +A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger. +It costs $7000 to care for one household cat over its lifetime. This covers only the necessities; the pampered pet will carry a higher price. +Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I. +Napoleon was terrified of cats. +Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House. +The cat family split from the other mammals at least 40,000,000 years ago, making them one of the oldest mammalian families. +Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC. +Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been. +The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America. +The first breeding pair of Siamese cats arrived in England in 1884. +The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895. +The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. +The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years. +Cat litter was "invented" in 1947 when Edward Lowe asked his neighbor to try a dried, granulated clay used to sop up grease spills in factories. +Genetic mutation created the domestic cat which is tame from birth. +Cats can be taught to use a toilet, come, sit, beg, heel, jump through a hoop, play dead, roll over, open a door, shake, fetch and more. +A cat will not eat its food if is unable to smell it. +34% of cat-owning households have incomes of $60,000 or more. +32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat. +If your cat rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you. +Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech, and seems to enjoy human companionship. +Some cats will actually knead and drool when they are petted. The kneading or marching means that the cat is happy. +Unlike humans and dogs, cats do not suffer a lot from loneliness. They are far more concerned with territorial issues. +Hunting is not instinctive for cats. Kittens born to non-hunting mothers may never learn to hunt. +Cats are attracted to the cave-like appeal of a clothes dryer. +A cat will kill it's prey based on movement, but may not necessarily recognize prey as food. Realizing that prey is food is a learned behavior. +Most deaf cats do not meow. +In England, the government owns thousands of cats. Their job is to help keep the buildings free of rodents. +The word cat refers to a family of meat-eating animals that include tigers, lions, leopards, and panthers. +You can tell a cat's mood by looking into its eyes. A frightened or excited cat will have large, round pupils. +The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps. +Cats don't kill their prey with their claws, the claws are used to hold onto the prey, the teeth are used to kill the prey. +The claws on the cat's back feet aren't as sharp as the claws on the front feet because they can't retract into the toe. +Cats perspire through their paws. +Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully. +Some common houseplants are poisonous to cats, such as: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew. +Though rare, cats can contract canine heart worms. +Cats think that humans are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways. +Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. +A happy cat holds her tail high and steady. +Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically. +All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads. +When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards. +Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime. +If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection. +Tomcats can mate at anytime, while quenns can only mate during a period of time called heat or estrus. +At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people. +Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks. +It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds. +Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system. +Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. +Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. +Did you know murf sometimes pretends he is a cat and walks around on all-fours? +Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously. +There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. Its top weight is 5.5 pounds. +A tortoiseshell is black with red or orange markings and a calico is white with patches of red, orange and black. +The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means "to see". +Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. +Australia and Antarctica are the only continents which have no native cat species. +A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order. +It is believed that a white cat sitting on your doorstep just before your wedding is a sign of lasting happiness. +Cats are more active during the evening hours. +According to myth, a cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather is coming. +The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens. +All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own. +Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated. +It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. +Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away. +A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million). +Cats dislike citrus scent. +Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top. +Domestic cats purr both when inhaling and when exhaling. +The ancient Egyptians were the first to tame the cat (in about 3000 BC), and used them to control pests. +In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king. +Female cats are "polyestrous," which means they may have many heat periods over the course of a year. +Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked. +Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature. +In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/main.go b/main.go index 9e5c665..9128c7d 100644 --- a/main.go +++ b/main.go @@ -1,9 +1,17 @@ -package gocatfacts +package main -import "os" +import ( + "bufio" + "io" + "log" + "math/rand" + "net/http" + "os" +) var ( - port = "8080" + port = "8080" + facts = []string{} ) func main() { @@ -13,4 +21,42 @@ func main() { port = portOverride } + // Load it up + err := loadFacts() + if err != nil { + log.Fatalf("Error loading facts: %v", err) + } + + http.HandleFunc("/", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + io.WriteString(w, getRandomFact()) + }) + err = http.ListenAndServe(":"+port, nil) + if err != nil { + log.Fatalf("Error loading facts: %v", err) + } +} + +// loadFacts loads cat facts from a file named "facts.txt" +func loadFacts() error { + file, err := os.Open("facts.txt") + if err != nil { + return err + } + defer file.Close() + + scanner := bufio.NewScanner(file) + for scanner.Scan() { + facts = append(facts, scanner.Text()) + } + + return scanner.Err() +} + +// getRandomFact returns a random cat fact from the loaded facts +func getRandomFact() string { + if len(facts) == 0 { + return "No facts available." + } + + return facts[rand.Intn(len(facts))] } From 536ac1ec6870955803b3037539f7b6bab98ef7aa Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Mason Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:40:53 +1200 Subject: [PATCH 2/3] Add sysd service + newline --- gocatfacts.service | 17 +++++++++++++++++ main.go | 2 +- 2 files changed, 18 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 gocatfacts.service diff --git a/gocatfacts.service b/gocatfacts.service new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f9b2c4e --- /dev/null +++ b/gocatfacts.service @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +[Unit] +Description=GoCatFacts +After=network.target + +[Service] +Type=simple +WorkingDirectory=/root/GoCatFacts +ExecStart=/usr/local/go/bin/go run main.go +Environment="GOCACHE=/tmp/gocatfacts" +Restart=on-failure +RestartSec=10 + +StandardOutput=syslog +StandardError=syslog + +[Install] +WantedBy=multi-user.target \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/main.go b/main.go index 9128c7d..7ccbfde 100644 --- a/main.go +++ b/main.go @@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ func main() { } http.HandleFunc("/", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { - io.WriteString(w, getRandomFact()) + io.WriteString(w, getRandomFact()+"\n") }) err = http.ListenAndServe(":"+port, nil) if err != nil { From 748270c22aafbea3e61f7c79ac88c14bc59e2c14 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Mason Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:52:34 +1200 Subject: [PATCH 3/3] Moar --- facts.txt | 1001 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 1000 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/facts.txt b/facts.txt index db653fa..731ab80 100644 --- a/facts.txt +++ b/facts.txt @@ -253,4 +253,1003 @@ In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a para Female cats are "polyestrous," which means they may have many heat periods over the course of a year. Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked. Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature. -In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food. \ No newline at end of file +In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time. +Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability. +Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers. +Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability. +Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house. +Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers. +Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault. +Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding. +Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time. +Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams. +Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability. +Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams. +Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault. +Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API. +Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault. +Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers. +Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time. +Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers. +Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats. +Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback. +Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day. +Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow. +Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day. +Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability. +Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow. +Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house. +Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding. +Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers. +Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats. +Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats. +Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers. +Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats. +Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API. +Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow. +Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house. +Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding. +Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API. +Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time. +Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos. +Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow. +Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day. +Cats don’t believe in MVPs; 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