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 # GoCatFacts
 
 Beautiful program. HTTP server. You hit? You get fact. Boom. Default port 80.
-Quick and dirty proof of concept.
 
 ```shell
 go run main.go
-```
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-Initial fact list copied from https://github.com/0x27/catfacts/blob/master/catfacts.txt
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-The penalty for killing a cat, 4,000 years ago in Egypt, was death.
-95% of all cat owners admit they talk to their cats.
-More cats are left-pawed than right-pawed. Out of 100 cats approximately 40 are left-pawed, 20 are right-pawed, and 40 are ambidextrous.
-A cat can jump as much as seven times its height.
-A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
-A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human only has 206 bones.
-A cat has four rows of whiskers.
-A frightened cat can run at speeds of up to 31 mph (50 km/h), slightly faster than a human sprinter.
-A cat sees about six times better than a human at night because of the tapetum lucidum, a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.
-A cat's whiskers, called vibrissae, grow on the cat's face and on the back of its forelegs. 
-Cat whiskers act as feelers or antennae, helping the animal to judge the precise width of any passage.
-A cat will almost never meow at another cat. Cats use this sound for humans.
-A cat will clean itself with paw and tongue after a dangerous experience or when it has fought with another cat. 
-A cat will spend nearly 30% of its life grooming itself.
-A cat's brain is more similar to a human's brain than that of a dog.
-Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees.
-Cats can hear sounds as high-pitched as 65 kHz; a human's hearing stops at just 20 kHz.
-A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.
-A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
-A cat's normal body temperature is 101.5 degrees F (38.6 C).
-A cat's sense of taste is keener than a dog's sense of taste.
-A cat's tail held high means happiness. A twitching tail is a warning sign, and a tail tucked in close to the body is a sure sign of insecurity.
-A cat's tail plays a vital part in the cat's balance and in the "righting reflex" that allows it to land on its feet after falling from a height.
-A cat's tongue is scratchy because it's lined with papillae-tiny elevated backwards hooks that help to hold prey in place.
-A female cat can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.
-A male cat can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.
-A group of kittens is called a kindle; a group of adult cats form a clowder.
-A large majority of white cats with blue eyes are deaf. White cats with only one blue eye are deaf only in the ear closest to the blue eye.
-Adult cats with no health problems are in deep sleep 15 percent of their lives. They are in light sleep 50 percent of the time. 
-Cats are only awake 6-8 hours a day.
-After being handled, cats lick themselves to smooth their fur and get rid of the "human" smell.
-Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars).
-Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.
-Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.
-Multi-colored male cats are very rare. For every 3,000 tortoiseshell or calico cats born, only one will be male.
-Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.
-Cat urine glows under a black light.
-Cats are attracted to automobile antifreeze because of its sweet taste.
-Cats are sometimes born with extra toes. This is called polydactyl.
-The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4.
-Cats are the only domestic animals that walk directly on their claws, not on their paws.
-Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.
-Cats have AB blood groups just like people.
-Cats can get bored. They show their boredom by excessive licking, chewing, or biting.
-Cats can have freckles. They can appear anywhere on a cat's skin and even in its mouth.
-Cats can learn tricks. They just sometimes choose not to.
-Cats can see color. Studies have shown that cats can distinguish between red, green, blue, yellow, and gray.
-Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees.
-Cats have 13 ribs.
-Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses it's biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field.
-Cats have a third eyelid, called a haw, that is rarely visible. If it can be seen, it could be an indication of ill health.
-Cats have about 100 different vocalization sounds. In comparison, dogs have about 10.
-Cats have better memories than dogs.
-Cats have carpal pads on their front paws that help to prevent them from sliding on a slippery surface when jumping.
-Cats have true fur, meaning that they have both an undercoat and an outer coat.
-Cats lack a true collarbone and can generally squeeze their bodies through any space they can get their heads through.
-Cats love to hear the sound of their own name and your voice, so talk to them often.
-Cats must have fat in their diet, because they can't produce it on their own. 
-Cats only need a sixth the amount of light that humans do to see. However, their daytime vision is only fair compared to that of humans.
-Cats purr at about 26 cycles per second, the same frequency as an idling diesel engine.
-Cats scratch to shed the sheaths of their old claws.
-Cat have 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).
-Cats with white fur and skin on their ears are very prone to sunburn.
-Cats, not dogs, are the most common pets in America . There are approximately 66 million cats to 58 million dogs.
-The average cat consumes about 127,750 calories a year, nearly 28 times its own weight in food and the same amount again in liquids.
-Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats.
-Ear furnishings are the hairs that grow inside a cat's ears.
-Human painkillers such acetaminophen (Tylenol) are toxic to cats. Chocolate is also poisonous to cats.
-A female cat may have three to seven kittens every four months. This is why population control using spaying and neutering is so important.
-If your cat is in the habit of rolling over and exposing his stomach, you can be sure he feels perfectly safe with you. 
-In addition to using their noses, cats can smell with the Jacobson's organ which is located in the upper surface of the mouth.
-In ancient Egypt, the entire family would shave their eyebrows off as a sign of mourning when the family cat died.
-In general, cats live longer than most dogs. An average life span might be 12 to 14 years. Some cats are reaching 20 or more.
-In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.
-Stroking a cat can help to relieve stress, and the feel of a purring cat on your lap conveys a strong sense of security and comfort.
-Owning a cat can increase your overall health and decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.
-Many cats are unable to properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.
-Almost 10% of a cat's bones are in its tail.
-More than 30 percent of American households have a cat as part of the family.
-Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.
-Never pick a kitten up by the neck. Only a mother cat may do this safely.
-Newborn kittens have closed ear canals that don't begin to open for nine days.
-One litter box per cat, plus an extra box, is the best formula for a multi-cat household.
-Mother cats teach their kittens to use the litter box. 
-The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat, which still exists today.
-The average canned or dry cat meal is the nutritional equivalent of eating five mice.
-The cat family split from the other mammals at least 40 million years ago, making them one of the oldest mammalian families.
-The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
-The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe .
-The catgut formerly used as strings in tennis rackets and musical instruments does not come from cats. 
-The color of the points in Siamese cats is heat related. Cool areas are darker. 
-Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth.
-The declawing of a pet cat involves surgery called an onychectomy, which is the equivalent of cutting a human's fingers off at the knuckle.
-The different types of tabby patterns that are seen in domestic cats also occur in wild cats.
-The giraffe, camel, and cat are the only animals that walk by both their left feet, then both their right feet when walking.
-The heaviest cat ever recorded weighed 46 lbs.
-The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
-The ancient Egyptians were the first civilisation to realise the cat's potential as a vermin hunter and tamed cats to protect the corn supplies.
-Sir Isaac Newton is not only credited with the laws of gravity but is also credited with inventing the cat flap.
-Cats can't taste sweets.
-Americans spend more annually on cat food than on baby food.
-In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.
-In Asia and England, black cats are considered lucky.
-When a domestic cat goes after mice, about one pounce in three results in a catch.
-Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it is 30% less likely to survive than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. 
-Most cats have no eyelashes.
-The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.
-A form of AIDS exists in cats.
-People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. 
-In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. 
-In the Middle Ages, during the Festival of Saint John, cats were burned alive in town squares.
-Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.
-When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.
-The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.
-Cats purr to communicate. Purring does not always mean happiness.
-A cat is pregnant for about 58-65 days.
-A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.
-Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
-A kittens eyes are always blue at first.
-If a male cat is both orange and black it is most likely sterile.
-There are tiny, parasitic worms that can live in a cat's stomach. These worms cause frequent vomiting.
-Cats have 30 vertebrae - 5 more than humans have.
-A cat's field of vision is about 185 degrees.
-A cat has a total of 24 whiskers, 4 rows of whiskers on each side. The upper two rows can move independently of the bottom two rows.
-A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7-9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.
-Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.
-Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.
-The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking.
-Female felines are "superfecund," which means that each of the kittens in her litter can have a different father.
-Cat saliva contains a detergent that keeps their fur clean.
-Cats eyes don't glow in the dark; they only reflect light.
-Cats born without tails genetically have a shorter spine and longer rear legs than other cats.
-Cats eat grass to keep their digestive systems clean. The regurgitation brings up hair and other irritants.
-Cats are able to hear sounds that move faster than 45,000 hertz. They could hear the sound of a bat.
-There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.
-The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh 12-20 pounds, with females weighing 10-15 pounds.
-The smallest cat breed is the Singapura. Males weigh about 6 pounds while females weigh about 4 pounds.
-Cats don't see "detail" very well. To them, their person may appear hazy when standing in front of them.
-Kittens begin dreaming at just over one week old.
-If an overweight cat's "sides" stick out further than her whiskers, she will lose her sense of perception and stability.
-Every cat's nose pad is unique, and no two nose prints are the same.
-About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.
-The catnip plant contains an oil called hepetalactone which does for cats what marijuana does to some people. Catnip is non-addictive.
-Not every cat gets "high" from catnip. If the cat doesn't have a specific gene, it won't react (about 20% do not have the gene). 
-When well treated, a cat can live twenty or more years.
-Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.
-Cats can get tapeworms from eating mice. If your cat catches a mouse it is best to take the prize away from it.
-If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body.
-Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound.
-A female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months.
-A male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.
-A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.
-The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer.
-Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.
-A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.
-An estimated 50% of today's cat owners never take their cats to a veterinarian for health care.
-Most cats adore sardines.
-Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.
-When your cats rubs up against you, she is marking you as "hers" with her scent.
-Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites - but human bites are the most dangerous of all.
-Don't be alarmed when your cats bring you gifts of birds, mice or other wild critters. This is a gift, and they do it to please you.
-A smooth, shiny coat is the sign of a healthy cat.
-A healthy kitten has clear, bright eyes and clean ears.
-If your cat hides and then runs out and pounces on you, she is acting out her instinctive hunting ritual.
-Cats lick people as a sign of affection.
-Most lively, active kittens grow up to be friendly, outgoing cats.
-A healthy cat's nose is cool.
-When a cat swishes its tail back and forth, she's concentrating on somthing; if her tail starts moving faster, she has become annoyed.
-Brushing your cat daily will cut down on hairballs.
-If you do not respond when your cat talks to you, it will soon lose the urge to communicate with you.
-Some cats, males in particular, develop health problems if fed dry food exclusively.
-A little vegetable oil daily will help to prevent fur-balls and bring a shine to your cat's coat.
-In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.
-25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath.
-If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you.
-"Sociable" cats will follow you from room to room to monitor your activities throughout the day.
-The more cats are spoken to, the more they will speak to you.
-Most cats prefer their food at room temperature.
-A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.
-It costs $7000 to care for one household cat over its lifetime. This covers only the necessities; the pampered pet will carry a higher price.
-Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.
-Napoleon was terrified of cats.
-Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.
-The cat family split from the other mammals at least 40,000,000 years ago, making them one of the oldest mammalian families.
-Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.
-Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.
-The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.
-The first breeding pair of Siamese cats arrived in England in 1884.
-The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.
-The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline.
-The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.
-Cat litter was "invented" in 1947 when Edward Lowe asked his neighbor to try a dried, granulated clay used to sop up grease spills in factories.
-Genetic mutation created the domestic cat which is tame from birth.
-Cats can be taught to use a toilet, come, sit, beg, heel, jump through a hoop, play dead, roll over, open a door, shake, fetch and more.
-A cat will not eat its food if is unable to smell it.
-34% of cat-owning households have incomes of $60,000 or more.
-32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat.
-If your cat rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.
-Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech, and seems to enjoy human companionship.
-Some cats will actually knead and drool when they are petted. The kneading or marching means that the cat is happy.
-Unlike humans and dogs, cats do not suffer a lot from loneliness. They are far more concerned with territorial issues.
-Hunting is not instinctive for cats. Kittens born to non-hunting mothers may never learn to hunt.
-Cats are attracted to the cave-like appeal of a clothes dryer.
-A cat will kill it's prey based on movement, but may not necessarily recognize prey as food. Realizing that prey is food is a learned behavior.
-Most deaf cats do not meow.
-In England, the government owns thousands of cats. Their job is to help keep the buildings free of rodents.
-The word cat refers to a family of meat-eating animals that include tigers, lions, leopards, and panthers.
-You can tell a cat's mood by looking into its eyes. A frightened or excited cat will have large, round pupils.
-The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.
-Cats don't kill their prey with their claws, the claws are used to hold onto the prey, the teeth are used to kill the prey.
-The claws on the cat's back feet aren't as sharp as the claws on the front feet because they can't retract into the toe.
-Cats perspire through their paws.
-Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.
-Some common houseplants are poisonous to cats, such as: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.
-Though rare, cats can contract canine heart worms.
-Cats think that humans are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.
-Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them.
-A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.
-Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.
-All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.
-When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.
-Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.
-If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.
-Tomcats can mate at anytime, while quenns can only mate during a period of time called heat or estrus.
-At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.
-Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.
-It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.
-Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.
-Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. 
-Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma.
-Did you know murf sometimes pretends he is a cat and walks around on all-fours?
-Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.
-There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.
-A tortoiseshell is black with red or orange markings and a calico is white with patches of red, orange and black.
-The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means "to see".
-Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. 
-Australia and Antarctica are the only continents which have no native cat species.
-A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order. 
-It is believed that a white cat sitting on your doorstep just before your wedding is a sign of lasting happiness.
-Cats are more active during the evening hours.
-According to myth, a cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather is coming.
-The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.
-All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.
-Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.
-It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well.  
-Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.
-A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).
-Cats dislike citrus scent.
-Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
-Domestic cats purr both when inhaling and when exhaling.
-The ancient Egyptians were the first to tame the cat (in about 3000 BC), and used them to control pests.
-In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.
-Female cats are "polyestrous," which means they may have many heat periods over the course of a year. 
-Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.
-Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.
-In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
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-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats invented remote work before it was cool by sleeping under the bed all day.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats prefer running SaaS-like operations by napping for 18 hours a day and working in bursts of chaos.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats can sense the exact moment a human opens a can, even across the house.
-Cats operate a freemium model: free affection, premium cuddles cost treats.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats use the Zoom call as a stage for their personal branding.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats don’t care about your deadlines, only about their feeding time.
-Cats perform nightly penetration tests on all closed doors and food containers.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats use their purring as an emotional-support API.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
-Cats will always sit on your most important document or device to ensure they are the center of your workflow.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats use tail-flicking as asynchronous communication—if you don’t respond, it’s your fault.
-Cats don’t believe in MVPs; they expect fully functional laser pointers.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats believe that knocking over your water glass is a valid form of product feedback.
-Cats can detect subtle changes in human mood using eye contact alone.
-Cats are in constant beta, always tweaking their personality traits depending on snack availability.
-Cats have better vertical mobility than most agile development teams.
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/gocatfacts.service b/gocatfacts.service
deleted file mode 100644
index f9b2c4e..0000000
--- a/gocatfacts.service
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
-[Unit]
-Description=GoCatFacts
-After=network.target
-
-[Service]
-Type=simple
-WorkingDirectory=/root/GoCatFacts
-ExecStart=/usr/local/go/bin/go run main.go
-Environment="GOCACHE=/tmp/gocatfacts"
-Restart=on-failure
-RestartSec=10
-
-StandardOutput=syslog
-StandardError=syslog
-
-[Install]
-WantedBy=multi-user.target
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 7ccbfde..9e5c665 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -1,17 +1,9 @@
-package main
+package gocatfacts
 
-import (
-	"bufio"
-	"io"
-	"log"
-	"math/rand"
-	"net/http"
-	"os"
-)
+import "os"
 
 var (
-	port  = "8080"
-	facts = []string{}
+	port = "8080"
 )
 
 func main() {
@@ -21,42 +13,4 @@ func main() {
 		port = portOverride
 	}
 
-	// Load it up
-	err := loadFacts()
-	if err != nil {
-		log.Fatalf("Error loading facts: %v", err)
-	}
-
-	http.HandleFunc("/", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
-		io.WriteString(w, getRandomFact()+"\n")
-	})
-	err = http.ListenAndServe(":"+port, nil)
-	if err != nil {
-		log.Fatalf("Error loading facts: %v", err)
-	}
-}
-
-// loadFacts loads cat facts from a file named "facts.txt"
-func loadFacts() error {
-	file, err := os.Open("facts.txt")
-	if err != nil {
-		return err
-	}
-	defer file.Close()
-
-	scanner := bufio.NewScanner(file)
-	for scanner.Scan() {
-		facts = append(facts, scanner.Text())
-	}
-
-	return scanner.Err()
-}
-
-// getRandomFact returns a random cat fact from the loaded facts
-func getRandomFact() string {
-	if len(facts) == 0 {
-		return "No facts available."
-	}
-
-	return facts[rand.Intn(len(facts))]
 }